Two Dads are Better than None

The adventures of two very adorable gay men trying to become fathers in a crazy ass world

First, Do Not Panic! Nothing can ruin a day like seeing a $500 device
you cannot live without get soaking wet and inoperable. Fear not,
there is hope! This method has worked on iPhones fetched from the
bottom of lakes I read and I can attest it works if you follow these
steps exactly. My significant other broke his screen and left his
beloved iphone in the rain. The broken screen was $100, but that is a
different story you can email me about if you want that fix.

Step 1: Shake your fist at the digital gods while standing in the rain
and yell Nooooooo!
2. Dry off said iPhone thoroughly and quickly. Don't try to switch or
charge at all.
3.Remove sim card get vacuum with hose and start sucking. Suck for 10
minutes. That's right bitch,suck!
4.Fill bowl with uncooked rice and immediately submerge iphone
(thereby inducing an icoma)
5. For 48 hours your phone must remain in said icoma. You will be
tempted to try to revive too soon. Do Not. This is the most important
point!
6 Store it in dry place maybe on a TiVo or desktop pc (nothing over
100F) for warmth as rice absorbs moisture.
7. After 2 days pull out if rice and suck again. You heard me. Suck.
8. Insert sim card and pray to digital god in step 1.
9. Fully charge and restart and if you are lucky it will work.
10. Do the snoopy dance!

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We are a committed gay couple of almost 10 years who are trying to start a family of our own. This is our story.

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