Two Dads are Better than None

Happy Bunny Sayings

"You suck and that's sad"
"It's all about me, deal with it"
"You smell like butt"
"You suck big time"
"It's cute how stupid you are"
"Not listening"
"Hi, cram it"
"Hi, dorkwad"
"Since you're gross, shouldn't you be smart?"
"It worries me how dumb you are"
"Cute but psycho"
"Hey, you made me throw up a little"
"Butts cheerfully kicked"
"Me want hurt you"
"Cute but kind of evil"
"Hating you makes me all warm inside"
"Fzuckit"
"Cute but psycho. Things even out."
"I hate eveything"
"It's ok if you want to drop dead"
"I hate you so bad"
"You're so dumb"
"Give me your lunch money"
"Me want kick you"
"Whatever, you moron"
"You're ugly, please die today"
"You're icky"
"You bite it big time"
"Wow, you're ugly"
"Please go suck someplace else"
"Sucky losers not allowed"
"Tresspassers butchered"
"Hi, scumbag"
"Boys lie and kind of stink"
"Hey, you're a dope, right?"
"I just don't listen"
"Just not a shit giver, I guess"
"I love everybody, except for pinheads"
"I Know How You Feel I Just Don't Care"
"Run Along And Die Now"
"Kiss Me Right On The Pooper"
"I Hear The Other Ucky People Calling You"
"Bite me"
"Let's focus on me"
"Have A Great Day You Worthless Turd"
"Plotting revenge is fun"
"You're ugly and that's sad"
"Everybody Is a Dick"
"You smell like doody"
"I Love Everybody Except You Assholes"
"Eeny Meeny Hiney Moe"
"Pucker up" (shows bunny's butt)
"Wow, You're Stupid. Would Some Candy Make You Feel Better About That?"
"Please Enjoy a Mint. Since Your Breath Smells Like Butt."
"Would You Like To Suck on a Mint Since You Already Suck All The Time?"
There are a few other sayings, but I probably shouldn't put them on here....
There are also a few sayings that go on specific items, and they are listed below:

I have opted for a local full time job with more security and long term potential than the one travelling to Japan

I honestly would not even know where to start regarding updating this thing. I am an early adopter but I do not always follow through. Today is Thursday and Greg is downstairs cooking naan and I am having a cocktail on the blazing patio. I guess I could start with all that David Copperfield dribble but I won't.

For those who know me they will know that I lived in Japan for 6 years then in NYC for 2 years. These are things that I am proud of, so it is with certain fear and trepidation that I inform you I will be returning to Japan for awhile, in fact it has been 8 years which is really hard to believe. My head is occupied with that while Greg is considering India for his job for a few weeks. It's nice... I do like to travel and it's like I told a friend today - you regret the things you didn't do not the things you do - rather appropriate.

How lucky we are to live in a global society and transmit our lives over the internet. I will be using Skype to communicate with friends and family. It is still far enough away that I am not worried, you see, I have walked down many a foreign street before. I will elaborate more later, but basically there is travel in my future.

A valuable office tool

CHere is a very interesting history of our national anthem and the other stanzas that no one really knows..click the link/heading above!